Folded blush tea towel with a black vintage fork illustration and Fork Off script
Blush Fork Off tea towel laid flat with the fork illustration at one end
Blush Fork Off tea towel draped open showing the fork and black rickrack edge
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Fork Off Tea Towel

$16.95
$16.95
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  • 100% cotton
  • Machine washable

Size

20 in. x 28 in.

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PLEASANTRIES - FORK OFF TEA TOWEL
PLEASANTRIES - FORK OFF TEA TOWEL
$16.95
$16.95
 

This oatmeal-colored tea towel is printed with an old-fashioned engraved fork whose tines have folded down into one very rude salute, with “Fork Off” written underneath in polite little script. It has a dark stitched edge and a loop for hanging on the oven door, which is where it can greet whoever keeps asking when dinner will be ready. It dries dishes and says what you’re too well-mannered to say out loud.

Perfect For: Cooks who do not want help, hosts four hours into Thanksgiving, roommates with boundaries, white-elephant swaps, and the friend with perfect table manners and a filthy mouth.

Pairs Well With: Our Sponge Worthy Tray, the Cherry Bomb Tea Towel for days when you’re feeling sweeter, and a kitchen door that closes.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986
Stack of tan Fork Off tea towels with a black fork illustration on display beside pink towels
Close-up of a tan Fork Off tea towel with a black fork illustration and rickrack trim on a store display

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What people are saying

“THIS TOWEL IS ALWAYS HANGING ON THE OVEN BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE WE ACTUALLY USE.”

— Rachel M.

“THIS TOWEL HAS SEEN EVERYTHING FROM PANCAKE MORNINGS TO PASTA NIGHTS.”

— Nicole B.

“IT'S BECOME PART OF OUR SUNDAY COOKING ROUTINE.”

— Sam D.

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Empire State Building Height: 17440.9 in.
Fork Off Tea Towel Height: 4.6 in
Illustration of the Empire State Building on a green background, used as a size reference
 
 
 

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