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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF

$19.50
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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF
CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF
$19.50
$19.50
 

Same birthday. More sunshine. This cheerful yellow taper spells out HAPPY BDAY in oversized bubble letters because apparently writing it on the cake wasn’t enough. Stick it in a candleholder, put it on the table, and let everyone know exactly why they’re here.

Perfect For: Birthday people, birthday tables, surprise parties, and anyone aging extremely gracefully—or at least publicly.

Pairs Well With: Sprinkles, party hats, a second slice of cake, and lying about how old someone looks.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986

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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: BLUE
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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: BLUE

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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - NYC
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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - NYC

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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: YELLOW
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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: YELLOW

$19.50
$19.50

What people are saying

“IT’S SOMEHOW BOTH RUDE AND DECORATIVE, WHICH IS EXACTLY THE ENERGY I WANT IN MY APARTMENT. TEN OUT OF TEN FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LIGHTING.”

— @politelyunavailable

“BOUGHT THIS FOR A FRIEND GOING THROUGH A VERY SPECIFIC WEEK. SHE LAUGHED FOR FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES AND NOW REFUSES TO BURN IT BECAUSE IT’S TOO PERFECT.”

— Maya R.

“FINALLY, A CANDLE THAT SAYS WHAT I’M THINKING SO I DON’T HAVE TO. I PUT IT ON THE DINNER TABLE AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY ASKED WHERE IT CAME FROM.”

— @boundariesandbrunch

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Empire State Building Height: 17440.9 in.
CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF Height: 11.8 in.
 
 
 

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