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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: YELLOW

$19.50
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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: YELLOW
CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: YELLOW
$19.50
$19.50
 

For when subtle mood lighting just isn’t getting the message across. This bright green taper spells out FUCK OFF in wonderfully chunky letters, combining the elegance of candlelight with the communication skills of a New Yorker who has somewhere to be. Light it for ambiance. Leave it unlit for equally effective results.

Perfect For: People with boundaries, bad houseguests, excellent senses of humor, and saying what everyone else is thinking.

Pairs Well With: Dinner parties that have gone on too long, a good candleholder, and knowing when it’s time to leave.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986

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What people are saying

“THIS CANDLE GOT MORE COMPLIMENTS THAN THE CAKE, WHICH WAS HONESTLY A LITTLE RUDE TO THE CAKE. I’M BUYING ANOTHER ONE FOR THE NEXT BIRTHDAY.”

— @makeawishalready

“I STUCK THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAKE AND SUDDENLY THE WHOLE BIRTHDAY SETUP LOOKED INTENTIONAL. MUCH MORE PERSONALITY THAN A HANDFUL OF TINY CANDLES.”

— Nina S.

“CHEERFUL, WEIRD, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE. BASICALLY EVERYTHING A BIRTHDAY CANDLE SHOULD BE.”

— @birthdaybehavior

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Empire State Building Height: 17440.9 in.
CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - HAPPY BDAY: YELLOW Height: 11.8 in.
 
 
 

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