Guest Napkins - Fuck Off table linen, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; brings color and pattern to place settings while remaining practical for everyday meals and entertaining. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions. Guest Napkins - Fuck Off table linen, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; brings color and pattern to place settings while remaining practical for everyday meals and entertaining. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions.
Guest Napkins - Fuck Off table linen, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; brings color and pattern to place settings while remaining practical for everyday meals and entertaining.
Guest Napkins - Fuck Off table linen, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; brings color and pattern to place settings while remaining practical for everyday meals and entertaining. Additional view helps show the profile, scale, and decorative details.
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GUEST NAPKINS - FUCK OFF (16)

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GUEST NAPKINS - FUCK OFF (16)
GUEST NAPKINS - FUCK OFF (16)
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Keep it pleasant at the table, sort off…at least, try and stay away from politics and religion.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986
Wooden tray of Fuck Off guest napkin packs below a vintage portrait painting
Close-up of Fuck Off pigeon guest napkin packs in a wooden display tray

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Pleasantries - Here's Your Snack Dumbass Tray serving and catchall piece, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; useful for snacks and small bites, or for organizing jewelry, keys, and countertop essentials. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions.
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PLEASANTRIES - HERE'S YOUR SNACK DUMBASS TRAY (8")

$24
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Pleasantries - Good Morning Asshole Mug ceramic drinkware, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; a comfortable everyday choice for coffee, tea, cocoa, or desk-side sipping. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions.
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PLEASANTRIES - GOOD MORNING ASSHOLE MUG (10OZ)

$26
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PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS BOWL (4.5")

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Pleasantries - Fuck Off Mug ceramic drinkware, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; a comfortable everyday choice for coffee, tea, cocoa, or desk-side sipping. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions.
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PLEASANTRIES - FUCK OFF MUG (12OZ)

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White ceramic mug featuring the phrase “Thank You for Your Hostility” in elegant blue script with a blue butterfly illustration. Funny sarcastic coffee mug for coworkers, friends, and lovers of dry humor. Front view.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOSTILITY MUG (10OZ)

$22
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Pleasantries - Fuck Off Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display.
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PLEASANTRIES - FUCK OFF TEA TOWEL

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Pleasantries - Brunch Is Gay Mug ceramic drinkware, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; a comfortable everyday choice for coffee, tea, cocoa, or desk-side sipping. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions.
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PLEASANTRIES - BRUNCH IS GAY MUG (12OZ)

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Cream mug with an engraved-style pig illustration under 'Hot mess' in black script, front view
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PLEASANTRIES - HOT MESS MUG (15OZ)

$26
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Pleasantries - Tea Is for Losers Mug ceramic drinkware, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; a comfortable everyday choice for coffee, tea, cocoa, or desk-side sipping. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions.
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PLEASANTRIES - TEA IS FOR LOSERS MUG (12OZ)

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