PLEASANTRIES - HERE'S YOUR SNACK DUMBASS TRAY (8
PLEASANTRIES - HERE'S YOUR SNACK DUMBASS TRAY (8")
$24.00
$24.00
 

Nothing like a passive aggressive tray for those special moments when someone asks for a snack and you’re the designated provider.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986
Oval cream tray with a teal bird and Here's your snack dumbass. script on a store display
Blue Good Morning Asshole store sign above a display of matching mugs and a snack tray

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White ceramic mug featuring the phrase “Thank You for Your Hostility” in elegant blue script with a blue butterfly illustration. Funny sarcastic coffee mug for coworkers, friends, and lovers of dry humor. Front view.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOSTILITY MUG (10OZ)

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PLEASANTRIES - BRUNCH IS GAY MUG (12OZ)

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Cream mug with an engraved-style pig illustration under 'Hot mess' in black script, front view
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Pleasantries - Tea Is for Losers Mug ceramic drinkware, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; a comfortable everyday choice for coffee, tea, cocoa, or desk-side sipping. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions.
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PLEASANTRIES - TEA IS FOR LOSERS MUG (12OZ)

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What people are saying

“EVERYTHING FROM CHEESE TO CUPCAKES LOOKS GREAT ON IT.”

— Anna R.

“IT'S PRACTICAL ENOUGH FOR DAILY USE.”

— George W.

“IT MAKES SERVING FEEL EFFORTLESS.”

— Tyler M.

How big is it?

Here's the empire state building for scale

Empire State Building Height: 17440.9 in.
PLEASANTRIES - HERE'S YOUR SNACK DUMBASS TRAY (8") Height: 4.6 in
Illustration of the Empire State Building on a green background, used as a size reference
 
 
 

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