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PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL

$16.95

$16.95

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PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL

$16.95

$16.95

A cheeky kitchen towel with vintage-inspired squirrel artwork and the kind of table humor Fishs Eddy does best. Featuring a red squirrel guarding its acorns with the phrase “Don’t touch my nuts,” this tea towel brings personality to everyday kitchen cleanup, casual entertaining, and snack-heavy gatherings. It’s funny, useful, and giftable enough for anyone who likes their kitchen linens with a little bite.

Perfect For:

Drying dishes, lining snack baskets, styling bar carts, funny hostess gifts, holiday gifting, and adding humor to everyday kitchen routines.

Pairs Well With:

Don’t Touch My Nuts Bowl, Don’t Touch My Nuts Tray, Fork Off Tray, Lyin’ Whore Shot Glass, and other Pleasantries mugs and tea towels.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986

"Pleasantries"

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PLEASANTRIES - BRUNCH IS GAY MUG (12OZ)

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - BRUNCH IS GAY MUG (12OZ)

$24

$24 ~~$24~~

PLEASANTRIES - GOOD MORNING ASSHOLE MUG (10OZ)

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - GOOD MORNING ASSHOLE MUG (10OZ)

$26

$26 ~~$26~~

PLEASANTRIES - HERE'S YOUR SNACK DUMBASS TRAY (8")

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - HERE'S YOUR SNACK DUMBASS TRAY (8")

$38

$38 ~~$38~~

PLEASANTRIES - FUCK OFF TEA TOWEL

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - FUCK OFF TEA TOWEL

$16.95

$16.95 ~~$16.95~~

PLEASANTRIES - FORK OFF TEA TOWEL

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - FORK OFF TEA TOWEL

$16.95

$16.95 ~~$16.95~~

PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS BOWL (4.5")

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS BOWL (4.5")

$18.50

$18.50 ~~$18.50~~

PLEASANTRIES - FORK OFF TRAY (7.5")

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - FORK OFF TRAY (7.5")

$39

$39 ~~$39~~

MATCHES - LYIN' WHORE

Accessory

MATCHES - LYIN' WHORE

$12

$12 ~~$12~~

PLEASANTRIES - MEDIUM FUCK OFF TOTE (14"x16")

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - MEDIUM FUCK OFF TOTE (14"x16")

$19.50

$19.50 ~~$19.50~~

PLEASANTRIES - MEDIUM FORK OFF TOTE (14"x16")

Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - MEDIUM FORK OFF TOTE (14"x16")

$19.50

$19.50 ~~$19.50~~

What people are saying

“IT HAS BECOME PART OF OUR SUNDAY RESET BEFORE THE WEEK BEGINS.”
— Ryan G.

“EVERY HOLIDAY MEAL SEEMS TO END WITH THIS DRAPED OVER MY SHOULDER.”
— Olivia T.

“I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FEEL ATTACHED TO A TEA TOWEL, BUT HERE WE ARE.”
— Emma T.

How big is it?

Here's the empire state building for scale

Empire State Building Height: 17440.9 in.

PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL Height: 4.6 in