Pleasantries - Don't Touch My Nuts Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display. Pleasantries - Don't Touch My Nuts Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display.
Pleasantries - Don't Touch My Nuts Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display.
Pleasantries - Don't Touch My Nuts Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display.
Pleasantries - Don't Touch My Nuts Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display.
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PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL

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  • 100% cotton
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20 in. x 28 in.

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PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL
PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL
$16.95
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A cheeky kitchen towel with vintage-inspired squirrel artwork and the kind of table humor Fishs Eddy does best. Featuring a red squirrel guarding its acorns with the phrase “Don’t touch my nuts,” this tea towel brings personality to everyday kitchen cleanup, casual entertaining, and snack-heavy gatherings. It’s funny, useful, and giftable enough for anyone who likes their kitchen linens with a little bite.

Perfect For: Drying dishes, lining snack baskets, styling bar carts, funny hostess gifts, holiday gifting, and adding humor to everyday kitchen routines.

Pairs Well With: Don’t Touch My Nuts Bowl, Don’t Touch My Nuts Tray, Fork Off Tray, Lyin’ Whore Shot Glass, and other Pleasantries mugs and tea towels.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986
White tea towel with a red squirrel and Don't touch my nuts script with a red trim edge
Don't touch my nuts tea towel hanging between a blue root vegetable towel and a skyline towel

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What people are saying

“IT HAS BECOME PART OF OUR SUNDAY RESET BEFORE THE WEEK BEGINS.”

— Ryan G.

“EVERY HOLIDAY MEAL SEEMS TO END WITH THIS DRAPED OVER MY SHOULDER.”

— Olivia T.

“I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FEEL ATTACHED TO A TEA TOWEL, BUT HERE WE ARE.”

— Emma T.

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