Don’t Touch My Nuts tea towel with red squirrel artwork and scalloped trim, a funny kitchen towel for gifting, drying dishes, and snack styling Don’t Touch My Nuts tea towel with red squirrel artwork and scalloped trim, a funny kitchen towel for gifting, drying dishes, and snack styling
Full view of the Don’t Touch My Nuts tea towel with vintage squirrel illustration, playful script text, and red scalloped edge detail
Folded Don’t Touch My Nuts tea towel featuring red squirrel and acorn design, perfect for funny hostess gifts and everyday kitchen use
Close up of the Don’t Touch My Nuts tea towel showing detailed squirrel artwork, acorns, and cheeky red script on white cotton

PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL

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A cheeky kitchen towel with vintage-inspired squirrel artwork and the kind of table humor Fishs Eddy does best. Featuring a red squirrel guarding its acorns with the phrase “Don’t touch my nuts,” this tea towel brings personality to everyday kitchen cleanup, casual entertaining, and snack-heavy gatherings. It’s funny, useful, and giftable enough for anyone who likes their kitchen linens with a little bite.

Perfect For:

Drying dishes, lining snack baskets, styling bar carts, funny hostess gifts, holiday gifting, and adding humor to everyday kitchen routines.

Pairs Well With:

Don’t Touch My Nuts Bowl, Don’t Touch My Nuts Tray, Fork Off Tray, Lyin’ Whore Shot Glass, and other Pleasantries mugs and tea towels.

Size: 20 in. x 28 in.

  • 100% cotton
  • Machine washable

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PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL
PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS TEA TOWEL
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