Cream tea towel folded lengthwise and hanging vertically, showing a black vintage-style pig illustration beneath the words “Hot mess,” with black scalloped trim at the bottom.
Cream Hot Mess pig tea towel draped in an inverted V shape, with a black illustrated pig and “Hot mess” lettering on the left panel and black scalloped trim along the edges.
Cream Hot Mess pig tea towel laid flat vertically, showing small black pig illustrations and “Hot mess” lettering near opposite ends, with black scalloped edging around the border.
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PLEASANTRIES - HOT MESS TEA TOWEL

$16.95
$16.95
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Material

  • 100% cotton
  • Machine washable

Size

20 in. x 28 in.

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PLEASANTRIES - HOT MESS TEA TOWEL
PLEASANTRIES - HOT MESS TEA TOWEL
$16.95
$16.95
 

Some days you're the chef. Other days you're the hot mess. Featuring a wonderfully deadpan vintage-style pig illustration and the words Hot Mess, this tea towel is a tribute to the less-than-perfect moments that make life interesting. Equal parts kitchen essential and personality assessment, because a sense of humor is just as important as a clean countertop.

Perfect For: Messy cooks, chaotic kitchens, housewarming gifts, and anyone who's ever burned toast while making a salad.

Pairs Well With: Our Hot Mess Mug, a strong cup of coffee, and absolutely no judgment.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986

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What people are saying

“I LAUGHED WHEN I SAW IT AND IMMEDIATELY ADDED IT TO MY CART. THE PIG LOOKS ABOUT AS TIRED AS I FEEL MOST DAYS.”

— @dishescanwait

“MY HUSBAND BOUGHT THIS FOR ME AS A JOKE. UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE.”

— Rebecca T.

“MY KITCHEN IS USUALLY A DISASTER BY THE TIME I'M DONE COOKING, SO THIS FELT APPROPRIATE.”

— @organizedchaos

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